And we are all poorer for it! Though the utter pinnacle is Finn Wittrock channeling Caligula for Gabby Sidibe. Good times!

Yanno, we are probably thinking way harder than the scriptwiters… Also, WTF with having the review up so late? I go to bed past 2am EST, and it was not there! HARUMPH! Additionally, NOT ENOUGH MAN ASS. Where was the sexual situation I was promised? Disappoint, AHS. Disappoint.

The one where their batteries last FOREVER AND EVER?

That sudden savage ragefit made me think that the Scatach/Shelby connection was legit. Not only was she healed, but who but Scatach would be that savage at a betrayal? And the violent death would tie her to him with blood magic.

I loved Hotel!

Or… SUPERPOWERS!! Like, Shelby was possessed by Scathach?

Agreed, that whole thing just seemed to be upping the grossout factor. Hacking off parts of people that you are keeping for livestock, now THAT is horrible, but I didn't get the impression that was the goal. Everyone knows that stressed meat isn't as good!

Producer Diana took off during the day, and from the looks of things, the main crew was needed for setup, but once all the cameras were in place, it was a matter of monitor, wait, and shine it up on the remix.

Still hoping he's a Cyberman.

His accent is, but who even knows. Maybe he's a Cyberman.

Holy MOLY, I completely forgot that!

Machete gal here doesn't remind me of Helena. Helena is a fucking *professional*.

This is not an adaptation of anything written by Doug Adams. Is it some sort of twisted Dr Who wannabe? Has someone seen Men In Black while very drunk, and decided to combine them? I'm not sure.

This is relevant to my interests.

I love that man so very hard. Even though I can't bear to listen to much of his music anymore, it hits too hard. I saw him on his last tour, and it was incredible. Let us not forget as well, that he had a dalliance with Rebecca DeMornay some time ago, so he had all the goods, and then some.

Everything there is excellent! I get to eat there once a year, and I was so sad when my stomach did not want the magnificent black bean soup!

Cheyenne Jackson is in the credits…

Ah, I see, I was being general about folks in northern Michigan, and the country in general, where people do not have a habit of locking doors. Why city transplants do not? A mystery! I concede your point. :)

This is AHS, no one ever STAYS dead!

That fast mention of the Mott family flew on by me, since they are nowhere near Jupiter flipping FLORIDA!