"I really like my hand here."

Oh, tyty looks so sad.

That baby is just cherubic. I'm still bummed that I didn't mother Liev's firstborn son.

Meh, Nat should stfu. She's basically perfect. I'm over her whining.

Mmm, sexy parasites! Gets me all hot and bothered, don't know about you guys...

Oh yes, Scarlett, that Ashes to Ashes video was just ooooozing sex...

Reena Hammer seems to always rock the pagaent look. And is like, 20.

They look almost exactly like mine, except my nips aren't that tiny.

My bf and I DVR it every day...we swear it's for his four year old nephew when he comes over, but really, it's for us.

@Political Party Girl: Ah! I remember loooving that book, and def. feeling all funny from that scene! I totally wanted that to happen to me. After I got over my fears, which naturally came from a Catholic upbringing.

Yeah, I never even knew about mbating till I was like, 15. I remember when I started developing at like 11 or 12, and feeling turned on by certain images or people, and I would freak out and think it was really awful.

There was that blind item about the celeb mom who was not really that into being a mom; I don't think it is xtina. I'm fairly convinced it's '4 parties in 2 nights' nicole richie.

I love him.

Eek. At the mall I used to work at, there was a creepy store called Strasburg Children that sold these types of things.

I love her normal girl body.

She looks sooo much like Kurt.

yeahhh too much yellow...

This just goes to show that women are not the ones deciding which pills to give to women who want a pharmeceutical abortion.

Uhhh well, Drunken Stepfather claimed that someone went to AVN posing as him! This was not posted as a direct response to Tracie's post about sighting him, but it was posted after...hmmm.

Excellent. You look super hot, too.