Ew, Megan Fox??

Ahhhhh! Yet another ailment for me to be paranoid about getting.

My crush on Alex has reached a redonk level due to this video.

Ugh, I feel terrible for her but really, the first time he 'roughed her up' SHOULD have been the last.

@Circa74: She and I are about the same age, she's a few months younger than I, and I'm a long time sonic youth fan.

Oh, I'm relieved beyond belief that other people look at bedding the way I do.

She makes me sooooo stabby. The other pictures from this outing are on DListed, and they're all of her showing off that gaudy pear cut ring.

My aunt has always called me Lisa Simpson. This is one of those episodes where she'd liken me to her, i think.

God, I love British docus. They just did one about the perils of having huge tits recently, it was like my life story.

@Sassette: Word.

ANTHONY BOURDAIN IS THE HOTTEST SILVER FOX EVER.

Bleh, that O GLOW shit was fluorescent pink on me. I hope my O face doesn't glow like that.

Why doesn't she get a new weave now that she's the winner??

UH the majority of my pubes are straight. which makes them look long. Which means i have to trim them, but I don't shave anymore.

She's so perfect...until she opens her pouty mouth about, well, anything. Sad.

I noticed this a few weeks ago and was just waiting for Jezebel to notice.

I want him.

@Mabimab: That's what I was thinking, but they might've been nylons, in which case, she needs to trim those nails STAT.

I've gone through periods of time where I really felt proud of myself for not eating. Like, the hunger felt so good, so fresh and real and gratifying in the same way eating had once felt.

EW EW EW. I can't stand this skank. She's bland and annoying, and the one reason i waited to see Knocked Up till it was on DVD-and I've been an Apatow fan since Freaks and Geeks.