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I've never had an enema first-which only caused some ickiness once.

@rose0red: that's what i heard! I'm really not clear on any of the waves.

My shrink gets Ms. in his office. I've read it a couple times while waiting for him. I agree with the comments re: relevancy, but that's kind of a problem with a lot of magazines b/c of the internet.

UGH-why didn't anyone say that she was being a total dumbass?

It depends on who I'm talking to about my vagina. Each guy i've dated has had a preferred term, and with my girlfriends it's usually cooch, vag, poon, giner.

Those interviews don't surprise me, esp where Moe said guy #3 was the skinniest. My early-twenties male counterparts are often heard complaining about not gaining weight. The guy i'm seeing right now says he sometimes drinks beer right before bed, hoping the carbs will fatten him up a bit.

I relate totally. I'm 5 ft even, and 125 lbs...but I have a 32DD bra size.

DUDE. This happened to my roommate, and I totally couldn't believe her. It's crazy that it's happened to other chicks, too. Mine broke before I was deflowered, by fingers. It hurt like a mother and bled a bit, but my first time was a lot easier than my friends' first times.

Yeah, faking begets more faking, because if you never speak up to a dude that he's not getting you off, he'll never learn how to.

another reason i should move to NYC.

Rape is not about sex. It's about hate, rage, and most of all, power.

The pill I'm on, Zovia, is excellent for my skin, and doesn't kill my sex drive...but it also doesn't particularly help my cramps.

aw, i loooooove them. they're one of the only hollywood couples i get all 'AWWW'-y over. if they have kids, those will be some gorgeous babies.

@hfree: SERIOUSLY EWWW. and how he got all jealous when she was posing with a dude? what did he expect when she won this farce of a competition? demure, no-cleavage photo shoots? Not while Trump is in charge. CREEPY. This dude is just afraid of losing his 15 minutes/meal ticket.

it's really funny to me that the miss universe never gets any attention from the cameras b/c she's not a crazy bitch. they even shipped her off to indonesia!

I've got alcoholism coming from all sides in my family. And i've just recently gone on a serious diet, mostly just to change the way i eat. AND i quit smoking three months ago.

Ugh. This makes me think of this dude i, um, know that said his dick was too big for condoms. HA!

@angstrom: maybe i'm easy, but that quote from his myspace (yes i have been to it) made me all swoony.

When is Brody and his brother...The Princes of Malibu! When are they gonna be on the show? They're so uber-gross, i want to see them w/ the Kardashians ASAP!