I WAS IN THE POOL

If history has taught us anything, Korea probably.

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

Does this mean the Knicks might finally have a chance at an NBA Championship this year?

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

The wax figures can’t hold a candle to the real thing.

FLOYD VS DONG. NOW. WE WANT IT NOW.

3 observations:

Well, how’s that for breaking a stereotype? I had always heard that Asian Dongs were much smaller.

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

Most Dongs need some time to recover, but Dong just fought for his second time in two weeks.

“The incident happened my junior year at Columbia, when Paul followed me upstairs at a party, came into a room with me uninvited, closed the door behind us, and grabbed me. I politely said, “Hey, no, come on, let’s go back downstairs.” He didn’t listen. He held me close to him as I said no, and continued to pull me…

Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.

Who knows, if we knew more about U.S. Soccer’s own Soccer United Marketing, we might find that we aren’t that different.

That would require the USMNT having players worth marketing, Billy.

Why couldn’t HE have torn his ACL in the first 5 minutes of practice?

At this point, I honestly can’t tell if this is all an act or if he’s got the coolest life of any 9 year old in the universe.

I believe it likely that it will be the Kardashian link along with another E show to document this transition that will make it harder for even normally open-minded folks to not see this with a jaded or snarky eye. I know I have had to make a effort to get past Jenner's link to the reality show business to view him…

"Good white people" demonstrate the qualities that all good people demonstrate: kindness, empathy, compassion, thoughtfulness, unconditional love. These are the values I try to instill in my students; that parents try to instill in their children.