Frank Costello was a better version of Jack Nicholson’s Joker than Jack Nicholson’s Joker.

When he briefly allowed himself to entertain the idea of, “what if he actually ended up becoming a kicker?!” was tremendous.

What she did is definitely not RAD.

If it’s SB, it’s about working for free. If it’s Barstool it’s about being a human piece of trash, fool. Sorry...botched the meter there.

- Aaron Rodgers is in fact the best player in the NFC North, and therefore King in the North. Also, if you ask fans of other NFC North teams, they’d probably tell you he’s a bastard.

I’m kinda with the non-basketball liker...I don’t mind watching the NBA Playoffs and definitely enjoy the NCAA tournament, but it’s hard for me to willingly invest beyond that. I will say, every person should at some point splurge and get some good tickets to an NBA game - like within the first 10-12 rows. It’s a fun…

Also acceptable: gambling in Indiana at 3am.

Which...sounds like a really, really tough business proposition. “We see this league as a home to future NFL talent...made up mostly of former NFL talent, and guys who weren’t good enough to make it in the NFL.”

I like the troll, but also...I don’t think that’s a “White People so ignorant” thing. Most of the African continent probably wouldn’t get that joke on account of not speaking a dialect mostly confined to South Africa.

Heard “Can I Get A” this weekend. I’d entirely blanked the third verse from my mind. The moment Ja Rule started in, my mind went immediately to, “how the fuck was this guy a thing, and why did I buy Venni Vetti Vecci?” Then it went to, “ha...Fyre Festival...your such an asshole Ja Rule.”

I heard an interview with Richard E. Grant on NPR a couple months back. HOLY SHIT, man...that dude’s formative years sounded...challenging.

Oh hell yeah, Baseball. Welcome back you collection of weirdos. 

Plus, once he’s in a paid situation, we can talk about how modern basketball equipment is having trouble accommodating his physical abilities. The past two posts on this dude have been about him denting a fully inflated basketball with his fingers, and the bottom of his shoe sheering off as he planted his foot. That’s…

A dog ex machina, feels like something that won’t hold up well. Where was this super pack of game-changing direwolves the entire time?

The no frills version in this Choose Your Own Adventure (TM) is pretty much what I learned when living in El Paso and making homemade enchiladas. I believe the colloquial nomenclature there was just “sauce”. And that was correct, because a sauce made from a bunch of chilis should be considered the most foundational of…

Socialist ball is certainly not populist ball.

So, was the guy narrating the video also shooting the video? Which then begs the question: was he actually doing this for any sort of broadcast or was he just a dude in the stands shooting the game on his phone and doing play-by-play for a non-existent audience?

Very true. It feels like there is a sizable population of conservative leaners who really don’t like Trump, but seeing as how they’re base political motivation is one of fear, and drastic change = fear, Sanders would be a bridge too far.

Wait, isn’t he supposed to be chalk full of poise? 

It’s becoming clear that possibly the only people who care about Minnesota Golden Gophers football are those who have at some point been employed by Minnesota Golden Gophers football.