Because I fear being inaccurate.

Coincidence?

This was the "Comin' out of their shells" tour. They gave out tapes of all the songs for a small fee at Pizza Hut when you ordered like two larges or something. I listened to that tape so much I wore it out. If anyone remembers the LaserScope for the original NES, which was this giant headset with a ocular aiming…

In my initial write-up of this, I took a more pseudo-psyched approach:

Seriously?

21014 and they're gonna delay it even more? They really do plan ahead.

Picard would try to talk it out, Kirk would pretend to listen. Then Kirk would sucker punch him, run away, and hold a big reception at a starbase where he gives a speech in front of a giant banner reading "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED."

Shadow of Israphel!

The F-35 is a boondoggle, the Abrams is obsolete and not even wanted by the Army anymore, and we're looking at an increasingly pilotless Air Force....as long as defense cuts don't have an effect on veteran's care, I'm all for defense budget cuts.

That damn bird boss at the Hyperion Wildlife Preserve

I just spent 10 minutes looking for ninjas hiding in that photo... wow

I've been looking for a pair of boobs in those picture and found none!
I think I might have been misled about snipers.....

Am I the only one who thinks Cholesterol actually does sound like a Pokémon?

So if it's not Kraft brand, what do you call it? Dinner? DO ALL CANADIAN DINNERS CONSIST OF MAC N' CHEESE?!

Since the Franco-American truce of 1965.

Another brilliant mind.

Meh. I don't really care either way. What I want is to be able to see how much HDD space I currently have left. ;_; And how much battery life is left on my controller...