"I hope you get raped by a pack of golliwogs" doesn't have the same bite to it.

Do the curtains match your pubes?

Do the curtains match your pubes?

Oh, come on. Can't we just get past Thunderdome?

Oh, come on. Can't we just get past Thunderdome?

You had me at "Charlize Theron's shaved head."

You had me at "Charlize Theron's shaved head."

I think, at least, the classical names make sense, because the Capital has this whole New Roman Empire thing going on. Why the podunk District residents' names are so odd is a mystery to me.

I think, at least, the classical names make sense, because the Capital has this whole New Roman Empire thing going on. Why the podunk District residents' names are so odd is a mystery to me.

@avclub-ae27321e41369b1e30714d870976c1cc:disqus  We named the dog Indiana!

There go your hopes of Weird Al dating you.

There go your hopes of Weird Al dating you.

I still have a soft spot for Draco from Dragon Heart, but Vermithrax is a damned fine dragon, no doubt.

I still have a soft spot for Draco from Dragon Heart, but Vermithrax is a damned fine dragon, no doubt.

I watch Greta Gerwig for free.

I watch Greta Gerwig for free.

You don't want to see fat tits?

You don't want to see fat tits?

Weren't Nazis Christian?

Weren't Nazis Christian?