It was the power of hoodoo.

How hard do you have to wank to get blisters on your fingers?

Was the guy on the subway in Black Swan the same guy on the subway in Pi? And if so, is there a Darrenofsky expanded universe?

Sweet, now I really want to see that movie.

It was all some dream an autistic kid was having, along with most television universes.

Sylvester Stallone starred in Terminator?!

I don't really understand applauding at movies in general, unless the filmmakers are in the theater.

Fucking orcs, I bet.

WHAT IF THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON OMG?

Things Meatloaf will not do, according to the lyrics of the song:

Anansi Boys NEEDS to be a movie.

Have you heard his forthcoming Shining sequel will take place in New Hampshire? What the fuck?!

On a dark desert highway?

Proselytizers can't be choosers. Did Christian missionaries give up on various indigenous peoples when they found out these natives worshipped idols? Fuck no! They murdered and enslaved Christianity into them, and were damned successful at it too.

I've just started it!

Greta Gerwig has a charming smile. Chloe Sevigny seems to have a headache.

This is not mumblecore. I haven't seen Tiny Furniture, but Girls isn't mumblecore either.

@avclub-6354461b879d3b121b0c33d5e7e5da4f:disqus I hate to be that Star Wars Nerd, because I'm not even that big a Star Wars Nerd, but the Empire started recruiting non-clones after the Clone Wars, so the stormtroopers on the Death Star are mostly normal guys.

She played Sarah Silverman once. That was pretty funny.

*Phew* I thought this premise was going to go… another way.