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The suits in Burton's Planet of the Apes were great. It's just the movie wasn't. The orcs in mine own franchise were top notch, if not as grandiose as Legend.

I mean… the cheesy effects worked there because it's a cheesy story. I wouldn't want to see something like the R.O.U.S. in a serious fantasy film.

Was he played by Will Smith?

Latex.

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver…

So close.

Winona Ryder.

That's how we do in Valinor, the Undying Lands.

Ain't I a stinker?

Jurassic Park. Not better than The Shining, just another example.

Abbot and Costello Meet Dracula and The Wolfman and Frankenstein?

Shut yo' mouth!

"Ultron is attacking L.A.! What do we do?"

LISA NEEDS NETFLIX

That part where the street blows up around Leo and Ellen, and then, like, folds to vertical was pretty great.

I think it counts if it tries to incorporate CGI and live action realistically. So Who Framed Roger Rabbit = Special Effects, and Avatar = Special Effects, but Rango = Animation.

Maybe it's just because I didn't know X-Men from shinola when I saw it, but the first X-Men duly impressed me.

Good business != bad film.

My mon Peter Jackson, he don't shiv.