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GORN.

God bless the right nipple.

Funny, it's almost as though middle-aged white women were the target demographic.

Spectacular.

You'd like Mormonism, then.

"Mookie, still delivering both pizzas and sociopolitical monologues"

Well, Shyamalan could definitely call his movies "joints."

Uh, straight boys?

Not Robin Williams?

I find her huggable, but not sexy. Does that make me gay?

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus He slept with a hermaphrodite, pretty sure he wouldn't object to sleeping with a dude.

Jeeze Scrawler, we were trying to enjoy a nice rape joke, and you had to bring ethnic stereotypes into it. You should be ashamed.

Asses to asses, dust to dust.

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus Well you're… what, 11 now?

If I was gonna describe my sex life, I would have posted the same thing as —-.

Which dinosaur had the sweetest shoulder pads? Ankylosaurus?

I remember being infuriated at Barney (circa age 5) because he ran away from a bear. YOU'RE A FUCKING TYRANNOSAUR, YOU WUSS.

As soon as I was old enough to know about The Sex, I wondered what the heck "He's my friend and a whole lot more," meant.