@avclub-8e767a1a905e130ad086869247c3f7f5:disqus liked for both the cool weapon info, and my favorite white-person slur.

'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

He was no true dragon.

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus That's "Mormons."

@avclub-12452dd35f55e1556457ff81819baf53:disqus Surely some of that budget will go toward wolf whistling and heavy breathing, no?

How much do you think that poor guy got called "Toady Jones" in elementary school?

The same guy ought to make a movie out of that Indiana Jones ride. Heck, three movies, even. BUT NO MORE.

Oh man, Winnie-the-Pooh is great.

It's not that fast, but it's jerky. My neck hurt afterward.

Give me Haunted Mansion or give me death.

Imelda Staunton should be in every movie.

Maccabees Can Kill Bitches Indefinitely?

In the game of dreidel, you win, or you die.

Mmm… maybe they can just continue to say stupid shit.

Dubstep? No, certainly Snyder would be able to find some 80s song that describes exactly what's happening onscreen at a given moment.

Didn't Matisyahu renounce Judaism?

The only Twin Peaks teens needed were the ones moving in stereo in Fast Times AMIRITE

Sorry, anything without flashing neon colors can't be the epitome of 80s.

onetwothreeFOUR five sixseveneightNINE ten eleven twelve!

Whoa whoa whoa… any Indiana Jones movie? I mean, it beats Kingdom and Temple, no question. But Raiders and Crusade?