The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Twilight.

How the fuck does that analogy work?

Crash!

Fowah suppah I would er uh… like the pawty PLATTAHHH!

Er um ah Makeovahhh!

Cut! Cut! You're making me fall asleep.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus StephAnie Meyer?

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Ah, fair enough.

Filthy Fremen dogs.

"Lousy stinkin' francophonic bacon-loving bastards" is a great epithet.

He should have had an actual documentary about Kazakhstan during the credits, or as a special feature on the DVD.

Nah, for China it'd have to be http://upload.wikimedia.org…

Gee, I wonder why they would be misleading about that?

Sexual coercion is fine if it's marital.

Incontheivable!

I thought that was The Island/Never Let Me Go.

There's a whole ocean of teenager money under our feet! No one can get at it except for Stephenie Meyer!

While Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings was admirable for its grand interpretation and condensation of the books, making it (surprise surprise) one of my favorite films, it doesn't begin to approach the faithfulness of Rosemary's Baby. If it did, each of the installments would be over 12 hours long. Polanski basically…

"But that’s a dubious triumph: A book is a book and a movie is a movie, and whenever the latter merely sets about illustrating the former, it’s a failure of adaptation, to say nothing of imagination."