Or Ray-hee-aaaane on your wedding day.

@avclub-df80f70f60b1c678f8c91696f4a54f5f:disqus , your objections address the execution, not the concept.

And it turns out that trichinosis is just a juvenile form of tuberculosis!

That's high praise.

@avclub-f0282b5ff85e7c9c66200d780bd7e72e:disqus Oh great, now I'm going to get you confused with Angry Black Man, and then suddenly I'm the racist.

Deceased, sadly.

How is that not a gimmick commenter by now? (I tried, but the name was taken).

Well, if you count Tyrion…

@avclub-404bfdece06f0fc5ba56bef1e19d8896:disqus , in that race, would they keep time with a gnomon?

Lost in Gnu York: it's about Wildebeest.

@avclub-ba6eb126f6e0a1cdeb3d5aaff181aeae:disqus , where does Kevin Bacon fit into this?

G-Day: The Invasion of Gnomandy.

How do you figure?

@avclub-2b07bb81390ccae4d6f77b8d475c6a28:disqus It works on multiple levels!

Cookie Monster loves his dead bagel-eating son.

HEY KIDS! IT'S MARK HAMILL! [APPLAUSE] http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Babylon 5's a big pile of shit!

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus  WHAT?! JJL was fantastic in Hudsucker!

@avclub-70f6dcc28ef8fc282b0c969e75d9bdfc:disqus But he is an Oskar Schindler.

Seriously. Walking With Dinosaurs will never be surpassed.