On the bright side, maybe he'll gain enough capital and industry clout to make as many One Hour Photos and Never Let Me Gos as he wants. It worked for Soderbergh.

Actually, she isn't even wearing a wig at the end of the movie. They're just living in New York, having her mother over to visit, like it ain't no thang. *Sigh*

I've never seen someone else point with his index AND pinkie finger.

If nothing else, a Santorum presidency would be a considerable boon to the joke T-shirt industry. Not even Bush can compete.

Turgidness: Increased (for thinking about females masturbating)

What if you tire before it's done?

Turn him into Slenderman.

What is this, youtube?

Perfect double feature!

Seriously. High school English teachers were all about that too. Glad I know that "cod" means "dick" now.

Arab swordsman and Indy face off. Arab swordsman swings swords around, then suddenly pulls out a gun and shoots at Indy, missing by two feet, before Indy returns fire and kills him, because HE WAS TOTALLY JUST ACTING IN SELF DEFENSE HE'S NO MURDERER.

It was good. But it wasn't Jaws good. I liked the part where the woman wafted her vag stank at Michael Caine to wake him up.

I dunno, I think "P-O'ed" to signify "pissed off" is in pretty common use.

You never know, maybe Alison Brie is a voracious horndog.

I can't speak to this definitively, not having seen Puss or Cars, but Winnie the Pooh was delightful and easygoing. I hope films like it continue to be made in the decades to come.

Speaking of feature-length Winsor McCay adaptations, how about that Little Nemo movie? That was pretty crazy.

Light dancing? STRUMPET!

No, but he has Bieber hair and rides an old-fashioned scooter.

"No neck!"

And tell Tchaikovsky the news!