If you see it, you'll make them money, and then their money won't have been blown, and then there's nothing for you to respect. Catch 22!

I think it's more your personal line of disrespect for things that are overly grim and serious when they should be campy fun.

George Washington, you mean? I'm sure Lincoln cut down a tree at some point, what with living in a log cabin, but it's not exactly a famous apocryphal tale about him.

Head space vampire? Far out. *takes long draw off spliff* So he, like, sucks up your thoughts and shit? That would suck, man. HAHAHAHAHA

"Nellie Wilkes Bluth blew the President!"

Having simultaneous intercourse with two women.

Nice one!

Fear of the Emo counterculture has been subsumed into the Vampire Other, because so many social conservatives are at the age where they have teenage kids who get up to who knows what with their sexting and rainbow parties and suicide pacts.

@olivececile:disqus Nah, homosexuality falls under the sexual liberty of vampirism. Werewolves are coded ethnics, including Mediterraneans, Central and Southern Asians, Native Americans, and black people. Virile, strong, wild, lustful, animalistic, violent, dark. They cover pretty much all the stereotypes.

Ahem.

For the first half or so, I was sure it was Funny or Die.

And zombies… and robots… and wizards… and sharks… and dinosaurs. They're a diverse bunch, those Nazis. Which is ironic.

When does he play retarded? Or blind? Or gay?

@avclub-19062770653aac69ecab308b0c1ed17c:disqus What a pity. Impressing you was her only goal in life.

I'm more or less fine with this. Sure, it's the same tired What We Need is a Honky Orientalism that we've been getting for the last 30 years, but in no way is it claiming to be a Snow White movie or a Seven Samurai movie, and I like Saoirse.

You mean Coal Black and De Sebben Dwarfs? That's Warner Bros, not Disney.

Shy time works. Because, see, the whales are shy, and don't come near the boat.

A chimp off the old block.

Extras was better than mediocre. Extras was great. Not quite The Office, but still brilliant.

@avclub-f3165be83d2dd835403b494eb7185ce2:disqus Does your reluctant respect for a brazenly unpleasant public image extend to, say, Jersey Shore participants?