Hopefully they close all the ones local to my mother so she can stop buying me horizontally-striped sweaters from them for Christmas.

That’s the thing. Because she’s lied so many times, there’s a possibility that she made up sexual abuse claims so she could have a reason to take custody of her adopted black brother.

She is literally the white devil.

Do you think they meant the hard times they went through in the media when they supported their father after he graphically pontificated about an atheist father watching his family being raped and murdered?

I’m not sure I believe Chet Haze about what his parents have and have not said to him.

Agreed, and I didn’t think that he needed to clarify anything.

ORRRRR maybe he was using its alternate definition of “weak, feeble” and backtracked because he’s SO NICE and didn’t want to make the people who called him out on it feel stupid! (Probably not, but that would be a rather Chrisprattian thing to do.)

I find him lighthearted and unpretentious. Loveable doufus? Yeah. Loveable surprisingly cute doufus.

Well, I think he’s not a moron, just maybe not a habitual deep thinker or a user (or understander) of big words. Which, dude, that’s fine. You’re a movie star, I don’t expect you to be issuing a scholarly treatise on body dysmorphia and touring the collegiate lecture circuit or whatever. I would MUCH prefer this to,…

“It’s very The Torkelsons”

OMG, this reference is everything.

Can I just say... it’s like 2 weeks later, and I’m still shocked that it’s InTouch carrying the journalistic water here. But good for them, for real. I know it’s kind of backhanded to say it that way, but I don’t know how to give them a compliment for the truly great work they’re doing here without it sounding…

I can’t understand the top part of Michelle’s. It’s very The Torkelsons

Tom Hanks, you better come get your damn kid.

Controversial opinion: all people who molest are inherently punchable.

I guess the part of this story that freaks me out the most is the fact that Ruth Palmer refuses to think about the fact that it. is. one. of. her. friends. “Oh, they would never do that”.... um, they did. SMALL POOL OF SUSPECTS. LET THE GAME OF CLUE BEGIN.

this event had everything and more: a poolside reception with mismatched chairs, “air ferns,” music swiped from the how-it’s-made video that came with the groom’s Prada shoes (IDFK), a cake topped with origami gemstones (goodbye), pink sea salt favors, a random stack of plates with a single flower head on top.

I do think Violet has been the queen on the runway since Raja. I actually don’t even think most of the mediocrity this season is the queens’ fault — the producers threw in way too many partners challenges, too few improv/creativity challenges, and clearly saw something in Kennedy Davenport that I don’t see for the…

Kind of related - Who wants to hear about my 2 days at DragCon?

Bianca del Rio 4 Evarrrrrrrrrrrr