I want to kiss my screen...But, that would be wildly inappropriate at work.

I'll go when they have a golden retriever named Tom Hiddleston.

I will be cremated, at my funeral there will be cake. On the cakeboard will be my picture with the words:

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

I have told this anecdote here before, but it's sweet enough to repeat.

CA native Bama alum here. I was incredibly impressed by the many progressives who didn't stand for this shit at BAMA when I went there. I defend AL constantly purely because of the great people I've met here who are good, thoughtful, progressive people. There is hope for Alabama yet.

California born-and-raised, Bama alum here. Nope nope nope. Is a really depressing percentage of the school (and of the state) resistant to change? Yes. Is it a lost cause? Absolutely not. I met a ton of open-minded, thoughtful people committed to change during my time at Bama that made me proud to have chosen this…

It's really depressing. Any time the state in mentioned on Jez or Gawker, it's because one of us has done or said something absolutely atrocious and usually shockingly racist. The last time I saw Alabama on this site without being paired with something horrible was when everyone gushed over that poor dog without a…

When I would watch SBTB as a kid, my dad would always comment, I had the biggest crush on the actress as a kid and I remember thinking, "Eeeeeeew, Dad, plus she's old." Then I saw the Parent Trap and I got it. I had a crush on her, too.

These videos are a good litmus test for who to remove as friends on FB.

And another thing... Walking in stupid pink shirts won't cure breast cancer, ladies! Quit wasting your time with that nonsense.

Well, I won't condone shipping off the entire state of Alabama. I'm sure there are some folks who would disagree with the segregationist sorority scene at UA. But it's definitely not making the state's outward perception any brighter.

"He wore a fedora" still stands though. One step at a time.

As an Alabamian... spot on. :(

Cross-dressing, or gender-bending, not gay.

Don't worry if it seems a bit loose..

He gets to fuck the House Bunny. Of course he's that into her!

YES! I KNEW there were more of us out there that loved his greatness for a while!!

Oh god, I'm not even mad. Let's start a support group called WE SAW CHRIS PRATT FIRST.