I was having an Italian dinner with my dad one night—I think this was in Liverpool, but that's not particularly important. He was eating his ravioli and he looked over and said 'Who came up with this al dente thing?'. I blinked and said...'the Italians?'. He responded 'I don't like it.'

5 Seconds of Summer = Fetch

Every con in the history of cons has parties where people act like dopes and no one minds. But of course, when it's a gay con, suddenly they're acting "stereotypical." How dare non-straight people have a good time!

I used to sort of shamefacedly prefer chubby, scruffy Seth Rogen. Not any more. I <3 Jonah Hill too. Mr. DiscoBall is neither chubby or scruffy. I can't explain it.

That is a perfect phrase and I may borrow/steal it.

I feel so proud to see Andy Dwyer out in the world, looking hot and being funny and personable. But kind of jealous because I feel like he was ours first.

From one of the first stories:

My husband had it printed and put it in a frame in our library. I can vouch that it's an excellent thing to have on a wall.

I see your point on the possible accusations of pedophile thing, sadly. There is a fair amount of paranoia at playgrounds. Though, as a parent, I appreciate your concern for other people's kids.

I was nine in the 90's (I'm 28).

That is a huge piece of the problem! 24 hour news outlets need all the eyeballs they can get, fear-mongering totally gets them those eyeballs.

Minnie put poop ON her pie!

I hate to be cynical, and it is one of my faults, but loving your work is rarely reciprocated and that love is often used to exploit you.

Yep. Absolutely.

Once again, with feeling:

She obviously was looking to file this lawsuit when she applied for the job. This is someone (more likely an organization funding her) looking for a lawsuit to push their agenda.

not only that but she brought her daughter monroe to the shoot. she better hope that terry doesn't come gunning for monroe in another 10-15 years.

It would be a sociological study of utmost importance. :D

So hot.