So much this!

I'm so glad you mentioned that because I was going to. Nothing says common sense like someone who doesn't realize that it's TWO FUCKING WORDS!

Oh hellz yeah! Plus, those bracelets. *swoon*

Bwahahahaha! I wish I'd thought of that Oscar the Grouch line.

Thatz not okay.

Amen to that! Do you remember when Dreamgirls came out and there was talk about how she was going to get nominated for an Oscar? Oh, puhleeze, gurl. Not even.

You are *this* close. Replace the ketchup with artisanal tomato sauce hand crafted in small batches and you're dead on the money. I mean, I'm the worst gay in the village but I'm not a heathen. ;-)

They do, don't they? I was thinking that as I was typing them. I even looked them up to make sure they were accurate because they felt SO off. LOL!

I'm getting a "Joe the Plumber" combined with "Rick from Pawn Stars" vibe.

Vive le fœtus imaginaire!

I have to find out now. Thanks!

OMG! That is the cutest thing ever! I've never heard of these, but must have a whole collection of adorable little tennis players. Is there a Novak Djokovic? LOL!

Dat dick tho

It's perfectly acceptable to murder an adult. Just don't do it to a fetus.

"No one's slick as Gaston, no one's Thicke as Gaston"

Yeah, you're absolutely spot on about that. It will never happen but I think it should happen.

The powers that be certainly don't want Joe and Jane Q. Public out there getting their vote on. That could prove catastrophic for them!

You're so right. There truly needs to be a massive governmental overhaul.

That's all people who are eligible to vote.

It works in other countries. In Australia, where compulsory voting is the law, the turnout rate is around 81%. While I'd be willing to agree that an uninformed vote is definitely not a good thing, don't you think that knowing that a vote is required would force people to become informed on the issues? Hell, with our…