I was thinking about this. I suppose millions of people descending on Hobby Lobby, buying something expensive, like a sewing machine, on a Monday and then returning it on Tuesday would be pointless, wouldn't it? Giving the reason for return as their abysmal public policy or something worded much better.

This is also why voting should be compulsory. Voter turnout in America is shamefully low. In 2012, only 57.5% of the US voted in the Presidential election.

It really is! I'm busting my hump out here, toiling in obscurity and this man has FANS.

Thankfully, I don't know what an Iggy Azalea is, mainly because I am an old, but DAYUM that is some racist shit! Seriously, gurl, slow down and think before you post that in a public forum.

That being said, he'll always have fans that will harass Paula to take him back so...that sucks.

But, hey, you can buy your Christmas decorations in April, though, so it's really a wash, right?

I'm with you on that! I refuse to darken Hobby Lobby's doors.

Her hand looks impossibly long.

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As a man, I find that the most offensive thing about Brut is the smell.

In my deepest, darkest fantasies, Max and Nev are a couple, you guys. Shhhh!

Baseball uniforms, FTW. There's something undeniably sexy about a man in a pair of tight fitting pants running around on a baseball diamond.

the human equivalent of a leather wrist cuff

LOL! I bet they did.

I'm chubby and have a beard...sweet, merciful Christ - I'm a bear! I honestly just realized this.

LOL! That's kind of how I heard it when he said it.

This isn't a restaurant customer story, but I had to share it anyway:

He can steel belt my radial.

She really does seem to be going strictly for the shock value now. In the past, that "gotcha" stuff seemed to be backed up by something moderately entertaining, but this just smacks of desperation.