I looked for one, but they were sold out. Can you imagine? I did manage to snag you a spatula. It was the last one and it was only $9200! Gwynnie must be losing her shirt!

Glad I could make you smile, vislit!

She went there! She just brilliantly demonstrated why she receives so much online hate. She could hope that we all evolve to the "next level of conscience". Or, she could think before she does shit like compare online trolls to being in a fucking war.

I'm right there with you. Overdrive is just the best. My library has a fairly lousy selection, unfortunately, but if you dig hard enough you can find the gems.

Loved Bossypants. I didn't read the book, but listened to the audiobook (also from the library. Free FTW!). I think I enjoyed it so much because I got to hear it in Fey's voice. It was a great listen.

Cheers! I'll have to dig that up when I'm not on my work computer.

I don't mean to jump in midstream, but do you have a link to this interview? I'm really curious about the recent blowup and would love to read his thoughts on this, in context. Thanks!

I'm with you all the way, plus your name is awesome!

No backlash from this fan, just one less admirer to have to beat down as I crawl over the burning desert sands to have my chance at Benny. ;-)

LOL! I can't believe I've missed these. I'm shocked and saddened that I won't be able to scrub my nether bits with Phil.

I know it! Whenever I travel through Wal-Mart there are always items on display at the end of the aisle featuring their likenesses. It's kind of disturbing. It's as if they've passed up no merchandising options. From floor mats to nightgowns to wine...these guys are on top of it.

*slaps myself in the forehead*

Great point!

I'm sure that much clutching of pearls ensued! LOL!

For Phil and his legions of fans, I'd like to point out 2 Timothy 3, verses 1 through 5, from the very book he loves to quote so often:

No, we totally can. You're free to say any moronic thing you want to just as I'm free to react to the moronic things that come out of your mouth. Reacting to stupidity is not a repudiation of someone's first amendment rights.

I hate to disappoint you, but I live in a very red state and these people are held up as paragons of virtue by many of the people I know, family members included. They watch the show because they see people like themselves, people who bathe semi-regularly and who espouse "Christian" values.

I know, right? Heaven forbid they walk around eating cookies in the shape of Uncle Si or buy a rubber duck with Phil's head on it, or a towel with Jase on it or wine endorsed by the stars of a television show.

In my mind, one of my fellow crafty homosexual brethren crept into his church and recorded this, releasing it just in time for the season premiere of his reality show. After looking at the YouTube page for it, it seems it was put up by his own church. They really are doubling down on the hate, aren't they?

I submit to you the theme for Going Places from 1991. Alan Ruck and Heather Locklear in starring roles. LOVE this theme song.