I hate to disappoint you, but I live in a very red state and these people are held up as paragons of virtue by many of the people I know, family members included. They watch the show because they see people like themselves, people who bathe semi-regularly and who espouse "Christian" values.

I know, right? Heaven forbid they walk around eating cookies in the shape of Uncle Si or buy a rubber duck with Phil's head on it, or a towel with Jase on it or wine endorsed by the stars of a television show.

In my mind, one of my fellow crafty homosexual brethren crept into his church and recorded this, releasing it just in time for the season premiere of his reality show. After looking at the YouTube page for it, it seems it was put up by his own church. They really are doubling down on the hate, aren't they?

I submit to you the theme for Going Places from 1991. Alan Ruck and Heather Locklear in starring roles. LOVE this theme song.

No Hiddleston, but if you could throw in a dash of Cumberbatch I'm willing to forgive you.

Count me as another "Gay For Day". Gah, he's so insanely cute and funny. Plus, he's pocket sized so you can carry him with you and whip him out as needed.

Preach it! I dig him six ways from Sunday. He's funny and sexy and bearded and has that raspy voice.

Oh, he was awesome in Pacific Rim - so damn cute, and those tattoos? Yowza!

The possibility that she, even for a moment, believes that horse shit is frightening. As if you're one of God's special little soldiers because you're more fertile than someone else...I left religion behind 15 years ago and it was the best decision of my fucking life.

And on July 16 you can legally find Luke attractive.

I knew that "gypped" was considered offensive, but according to Wikipedia (and isn't that always an infallible resource?) "jerry rig" isn't racist in origin. It's a bastardization of 'jury rigging' and was originally a nautical term, as sugarhill mentions.

Or "snopkins"

Yes you should! I'd donate in a heartbeat!

There are some real doozies out there. In the last few days alone I've heard that Jay-Z is in the Illuminati, Beyonce is a devil worshipper, she is possessed by the devil, etc.

If Solange turns up missing in the next couple of days, it might be definitive proof that Jay is a member of the Illuminati. FINALLY!

Unfortunately, it is very much a thing. I have vowed never to eat a meal at a restaurant with people who do this. It is embarrassing and humiliating to see someone do this at your table.

See, this will teach me not to read without my glasses on (because I am an old).

That's a fair point.

I'm really puzzled by his account as well. Last I checked, the partitions in public rest rooms are pretty low. The perpetrator is able to sit on the toilet, masturbate, reach his hand under the partition and touch his leg? And he was shirtless? Then Herman kicked the stall door open?

See also the South Park episode, "The Death Camp of Tolerance", for a hilarious take on this rumor.