fracturedfarina
Fractured Farina
fracturedfarina

LMAO! I have to do this now!

You are awesome! I'm gonna watch some tonight. :-)

Sweet cheese and corn, I honestly would never have thought to do that! My four year old niece is in LOVE with Elsa. She constantly wants her hair braided like Elsa's (and as her gay uncle it pains me to admit that I have zero idea about doing a French braid!) so a cheap wig braided that way makes so damn much sense.

Lucifer, the Chantusiver...aaaaand, I've just come up with my drag name.

You just reminded me of an incident at our high school. Some loser thought it would be funny to take a piss in the middle of the library. This was twenty years ago and he was promptly expelled. Do not pass go, do not collect your diploma.

That's interesting and disturbing all at the same time. *shivers*

I totally get that. I think part of the attraction for me lies in the fact that I'd never even heard of him until this "throwing a porn star off the roof" thing. I've just grazed through his Instagram and there does appear to be an air of douchebaggery about him.

It's all good. We all need a little correction now and then.

You guys, I'm so confused now! I checked again and both are acceptable. I've always used Alabamian but I'm from Alabama, so I'm most likely wrong. ;-)

There's definitely something about him. Mmmmm.

I'm not even going to lie...I laughed so hard, I peed a little.

I'm just gonna leave that here...

You are SO right. My righteous indignation took over for a moment. I'm calm now...it's okay. ;-)

Nah, if you're a contemptible yankee, I'd have to be a gosh darned southerner and I don't want to claim that title.

I saw your comment and then panicked! Apparently, both ways are acceptable...if Wikipedia is to be believed. :-)

Do you know what the definition of a "bigot" is? Merriam-Webster defines it as:

As a gay Alabamian, this news delights me more than I can express. It's nice to know that no matter how hard the bigots try to inflict their narrow views on the rest of the world, the good guys still find a way to light up the darkness.

You've got plenty of time then. I'm sure it'll be awesome!

I would *literally* have a heart attack if I had to pay that much to feed folks!

Not to be "that guy" (Oh my god, I' m totally being that guy!) but I have a pretty vivid recollection of that particular Fievel being available at Sears. I do remember getting a few stuffed things in Happy Meals when the dinosaurs roamed the earth, but they were usually pretty small and terribly firm. I still