I like big cars and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a sedan rolls by with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
‘Cause you notice that trunk was stuffed
Like the 22's she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I want to cruise wit’cha

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Didn’t reach destination, but the trip was 🔥

If only that kind of attention to detail extended throughout FCA’s product line.

- Libido is hell of a drug. Go whack it once or twice (to a neutral party) and immediately after think about which one you want to be with.

To be fair, it will still be easier to repair than your Willys David.

Better than young Aloy. Young Aloy is the stuff of nightmares. I don’t know if I’m alone in thinking that something about her was very off-putting, but I was very relieved when I finished the tutorial section.

In short, Trump’s was smaller than Obama’s.

it is a Power Ranger. Bye I will see myself out

Or, you could get Horizon, Persona 5, ME: Andromeda, Dawn of War 3, Nier Automata (I already have Nier, thanks), Dead Rising 4 (On Steam finally), and (as you mentioned) get it on the Wii U, since if you bought a Switch (and actually got one), you probably already have a Wii U for previous Nintendo games.

Brain. Surgeon. He’s a brain surgeon. Shit. Oh my god.

GAH! One more reference that I don’t get. I’m seeing the movie tomorrow. Get Out is quickly becoming part of the zeitgeist, and I’m feeling left out of a movement.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

I’ve never been more sure that I made the right choice not buying a console day one.

That’s the interesting thing about the Joy Cons. I’m really hoping that if they decide to have Gamecube games on the VC then they’ll releasing a goofy variant that brings back the GC controller layout, but that might also be a compromise on the use as a tiny controller. I do wonder if they’d release a beefier…

Nintendo will never hesitate to sell you another peripheral if they think you will buy it.

Posted this one 11 minutes after you did. We’ve had the Robovac 10 for a while and it’s been great. My dad used to proclaim that these things are “toys”, until he saw our Robovac 10 in action. It was hilarious watching him follow the Robovac around the house when he came over for Thanksgiving; to see if/when it would…

Posted this one 11 minutes after you did. We’ve had the Robovac 10 for a while and it’s been great. My dad used to…

There’s a joke about Jack and Jill being on the hill in this somewhere, but I’m having trouble formulating it.

This. I really feel like Nintendo will try to get one last VC rape in on us before they finally open up to a cross-buy idea, acting like they came up with it on their own instead of listening to our constant outcry. I imagine somewhere near the end of the system’s life cycle they’ll announce a discount on VC games if…

you’re right. You can’t forge a ring like that...

What if you are a huge Biggie fan?