D’oh!!!!! Wrong again. I’m gonna keep guessing Bryce Harper until it’s Bryce Harper. Unless, of course, Bryce Harper has already been featured. In which case I’ll just switch to Justin Turner.

Bryce Harper

Or play the game “Disgusting baseball chin or Inappropriate Pubic Hair?”

I don’t care about baseball. Can we get a whose disgusting hockey smile is this? Or, maybe a whose disgusting football belly is this (reserved for linemen, of course)?

Patrick Kane said Kessel is the best hockey player he’s ever played with. That’s astoundingly high praise from a damn good hockey player himself. I love Phil Kessel and I’d love to go down to the truck and talk hockey over a hot dog with him.

Welcome home, Phil

They’re the first ones that actually started industrially producing sadness back in the late 1800’s.

This is the most English way possible to lose.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

“Crabs in a barrel” or “Crabs in a bucket” is a common thing said about black people and sometimes even by black people to refer to a competitive, yet destructive mentality wherein a crab will not allow another crab to escape a trap, and assumably death, before it goes first.

Most importantly, it is a shitty, horrible…

Are you just going to conveniently ignore everything else and focus on only what you can argue against?

SCPs != to entire regular season. If they were, you’d probably say Brian Bickell is the Hawks best player after 2013.

“I don’t care for the Hawks.”

everybody took off early for canada day

Don’t you realize that it’s going to cost 2,231 hours of programmer time and $79,229.09 to retrieve the receipts? Everyone know that, duh.

Another wise man once said that $82,594 is a little too much to spend on donuts.

“This is the end, my one and only..Hey! I’m gonna say let’s and you’re going to say fuckin’ then I’ll say go!”

Man I bet there are some Blackhawks fans who are aren’t very haappy about this.