so on to the next scandal "Kanye sissy sub something. .. "

Of course, Mila Kunis would be the one to take charge, remember Black Swan?

... tabasco? More like tobascNO! Just no. No.

well, they don't show that either in most R-rated romances.

Why is period blood more gross than semen?

Blow job week?

UGH the blowjob week idea is beyond annoying to me. Like, let me get this straight—you recognize that my body is doing some funky gross shit that is terribly unpleasant, yet you think that I'm in the mood to selflessly stick your dick in my mouth all week with no expectation of any sort of mutuality? NOOOOOPE.