Oh that's funny, because the conclusion of my refusal to shoot an airport full of innocent people was.... absolutely nothing.

Not true.

That's funny.

I fully respect the right of this blog to post opinions.

Oh shit, time to go down the the fourms and watch as hundreds of biodrones vainly cling on to the side of their sinking ship.

Literally everyone who isn't a raging biodrone called this.

Are you likening the genesis of the action/adventure genre to an accidental coffee stain?

Probably because it was purple.

I'm actually almost hyperventilating because that water is getting dangerously close the Vita.

If they think that's indecent, they've never been out in Newcastle.

You mean like video games?

They were er... not into the ladies.

No idea.

Owned by Activision.

Nah man, there totally aren't enough "gritty, violent and desperate" games out there right now.

Oooh yeah, great idea.

Because it happened the day after it was announced we would be hosting.

Doesn't really apply when you're looking at a state within a country, because it doesn't factor in just how easy it is to acquire the weapons elsewhere.

Serving delicious cold-war treats.

Oh wow, that is nice.