It's called attention whoring.

>you can't help but be stunned at the sheer intricacy of the device

But when I look deep into its label, for a few fleeting moments it is the only game in the world.....

Here is who actual princess Zelda is named after.

Dude, this dog turd is like $5, stop being poor and eat it.

OH GOD THAT WOULD BE TOO CUTE.

Wow, I am so behind on hardware these days.

Oh look, it's a baby WW outfit.

Why bother including old maps on the disk we sold you, when we can sell you them separately 6 months later?

Which logically leads to the question of "why is there no Pokemon/Godzilla crossover?"

Or, if muscle memory serves correctly...... up down left right L1 L2 R1 R2 up down left right.

>Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor (360)

What happened EA?

Oh man I loved Resi 2.

>WiiU is up to 360 and ps3 graphical standards pretty much

That's pretty much it.

N64 had much, much worse 3rd party support than the GCN.

Probably because Chinatown Wars sold horribly despite being a good game.

Wow.... this is the first time I realise the implications of radioactive blood.

I would like an Ass Creed movie.