He would kill everyone.

What? That doesn't make any sense.

>Naked PC Gamer Arouses Suspicions

Connery's brother, in Edinburgh.

Speaking of which, I really want a special edition PS3 slim. The George Foreman is hanging on in there though, so I must just admire from a distance.

And it mostly does.

Didn't buy the PC version, won't buy this I'm afraid.

If I liked Pokemon, I guess this would be cool. Awesome even.

Probably because GameFreak don't want to work on consoles, and since they're 2nd party, Nintendo can't force them to.

Get a NES then.

My grandparents live next to to his brother.....

>In my opinion

They released Xenoblade like 2 months ago.

>Having a pro controller is like an admission that the tablet won't work for all games

It's most likely satire on their old 80's adverts, which were genuinely serious.

> a terrifying look at what a corporate entity THINKS we geeks are like.

>Now You Can Piss All Over Guitar Hero

I'm afraid not, the 8th generation started last year with the Vita and 3DS.

They do mostly different things.

Final Smash: Vague Sexual Tension.