You’re missing out on the four cardinal rules of gun handling:

1. Every gun is always loaded.

Well it’s not a Disney style theme park, but there’s a ton of war museums across the US. Instead of a fuck yeah America approach, most of those are quite somber remembering all those who have died.

It’s little esoteric nuggets like this that keep me from completely losing faith in Jalopnik.

How did we get out Murica’d, and by Russia of all places? 

And then everyone clapped.

My parents had a big passenger van when I was in high school, and one day I got a call from my friend’s sister. The entire cheerleading squad needed a ride to the game. I could barely steer, and the brakes were pretty much useless, but I got them there, and a kiss on the cheek from one of them.  BEST DAY EVER.

Yes, please. Imagine that not everything needs to be affiliated with a political fashion. Life is much better that way. Really had to start skimming for truck information and around what has become typical Jalop BS.

“Ram releasing a truck which achieves ten real-world miles per gallon is a political statement.”

Finally some politics that can do awesome off-road jumps

Can there be a time and place for it around here, though? I don’t mind you guys addressing all that political stuff to some extent, but having that suck up like half the characters in a “review” is exhausting. Shouldn’t a review mainly be about the vehicle’s accomplishment of it’s intended purpose?

I’d tell you a COVID joke, but there’s a 99.696% chance you won’t get it.

We got an Odyssey Elite recently which comes with 19 inch wheels. Which are some gorgeous wheels for a minivan, I’ll admit. I asked some Odyssey folks about moving down to 18s for better ride, and they all acted like I was crazy, most people were putting 20s on instead.

Do Something about People Driving around with these Tinted Covers

You know David, you are something I wish I could be. I wish I had the guts to embark on adventures you did. The Postal Jeep was a tool that helped you to develop into the person who you really are. The artifacts may get destroyed, but the legends and the memories shall live on forever! Please keep on being nuts (in a…

Man, do you also go around offering drinks to alcoholics?

As if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

You’d be a DAMN FOOL not to buy that Jeep back and fix it again.  And you’re not a damn fool, right?

i’m in the camp that this whole black-lives-matter stuff has become a modern day witch hunt. except worse, because we now have the internet that never forgets.