It um... looks just like him. But from an unusual angle. And with muscles.

I replied seriously to your serious question. Perfectly polite. I could hell you were just mixed up

Sigh. Did her statement necessarily permit the mistreatment of other people? Was she maybe only talking about women in this context?

Read the original post I'm replying to. The guy said his friend was sexually assaulted, not threatened.

Thanks. I love how some people are all, "Oh my God, you total evil Nazi Dad!" All these things I'm taking away are privileges. Including the privilege to not contribute to the household by a certain age, and financial support from your parents after 18.

Some of the responses to this comment have been truly facepalmy. Did I say that was a likely outcome? I said that's what SHOULD. HAVE. HAPPENED.

I thiiiink we may be straying into revenge fetishization at this point. I think it's one thing to take away unnecessary entertainment sources and force a problem kid into a harder (but possibly more enriching) routine, and another to basically enforce solitary confinement and use corporal punishment.

There's a short story by Prosper Mérimée called Mateo Falcone. The title character, a Corsican peasant, discovers his only son had promised to hide an outlaw, then betrayed the man to authorities for a fancy new watch. He takes the kid out and shoots him. I would never actually condone violence against children, but…

Add that in after he's done earning his rent. Funny how little time kids being worked to the bone at school, work, and volunteering have for internet trolling. Why, with Junior's excellent grades, work experience, extra-curriculars, and story about personal growth, he's bound to get a sweet scholarship somewhere, so I…

Are you aware that lol, no shit? I was not asking if he was immediately teleported into a prison cell, but if he eventually found his way there, since that's where he (as a rapist!) belongs.

While every single child should be taught basic human decency, gender (social construct that it is) requires that girls and boys be taught different ways to be decent, to account for the social disadvantages imposed gender. Girls must be taught courage, assertiveness, and not to deny their own self-actualization. Boys…

His ass suddenly lives in 1900. Yuuup. No internet, phone, or computer. No TV, either. No more social media accounts — as in deleted, not closed. Not allowed to use the internet at school, either — all that "research information" is in books. Won't sign off on a driver's license. Suddenly he needs to pay rent, and he…

I honestly wonder if I could still like my child after doing something like that. Love, sure. But I don't know if I could appreciate him as a person anymore. I'm not really on-board with this "They don't know any better" jive. That's very generous, but anyone but a sociopath or a lackwit knows better. Any person who'd…

... did he do most of his repenting from prison? Because, y'know, once you actually sexually assault someone, it's not about stern talkings-to from mother.

So much this right here.

It's funny, I was a chicken as a kid and was determined to be scared before my sister dragged me into the theater. But the part that should have been the scariest, the T-rex reveal? I just spent the rest of the movie with a slack-jawed grin on my face. And then to have the t-rex save our heroes at the end? Magic.…

Grab a WiiU. Here's Peach being awesome.

Really, chumpo? You'd do it again? You'd shoot an unarmed person twelve times? Because I'm just sayin', any cop who'd nearly empty a clip at an unarmed citizen, he no look-a so badass. One might say he looks like a panicking child, pissing himself and squeezing the trigger till the scawy man no move no more. No, you…

Richard Sherman: Y u no become pro wrestler? You'd be the best. THE. BEST.

... I JUST GOT THAT! About her name, I mean. Rehteah. I thought maybe her parents just read too much fantasy. Or just enough.