It's funny, I was a chicken as a kid and was determined to be scared before my sister dragged me into the theater. But the part that should have been the scariest, the T-rex reveal? I just spent the rest of the movie with a slack-jawed grin on my face. And then to have the t-rex save our heroes at the end? Magic.…

Grab a WiiU. Here's Peach being awesome.

Really, chumpo? You'd do it again? You'd shoot an unarmed person twelve times? Because I'm just sayin', any cop who'd nearly empty a clip at an unarmed citizen, he no look-a so badass. One might say he looks like a panicking child, pissing himself and squeezing the trigger till the scawy man no move no more. No, you…

Richard Sherman: Y u no become pro wrestler? You'd be the best. THE. BEST.

... I JUST GOT THAT! About her name, I mean. Rehteah. I thought maybe her parents just read too much fantasy. Or just enough.

I dig that it's more modular and less weighed down by metaplot. Still, no game expressed my teenaged liberal fury better than W:tA.

It makes me so sad whenever a dingus like this has a surname like Cohen. Like, what, your bubbie never tell you shut your mouth if all it's good for is catching flies? Oy.

Yeah, I was gonna say... Peach will blue shell the taste out of Mario's mouth so hard, and give him the hairy eyeball as she passes him by. She also rides a bad-ass hawg (like, a cruiser, not some "girlie" vespa) and is generally a boss.

I'm more a VtR guy. Girl's a total Mekhet.

Except Kung Lao is an enlightened Shaolin monk (or ghost of one) who, as a fighter for the oppressed, probably realizes that the dirty peasants are only dirty because the magistrate won't let them bathe.

Welp. This looks amazing. Beautifully shot, interesting location, cool premise, spaghetti western influences? Sign me up.

Sire... your WoD is showing.

Some of us have. I like his music, but he's certainly a doofus in a bad hat.

Except she DIDN'T. She tried to point the discourse in a more positive, helpful direction. "I won't correct you, but I disagree," is still not correcting. Now learn a thing about rhetoric, and change your damn name and avatar. You're besmirching a noble pacifist bovine, who also thinks Pharrell can be both "entitled…

I getcha. I think us lefties lose a lot of ground picking on each other over nonsense. You're facing the right way. I'm just cautioning against specifically not wanting to be one or another thing that is objectively good. Feminist is a thing to be proud of, is all. Whatever you call yourself, if you think women should…

Yeah, raptors are mean. The t-rex is a hero to us all.

I maintain that the tyrannosaur is a protagonist in all three movies. In the first one, she never kills anyone you like, she saves the goddamn day in the coolest fashion imaginable, she gets the epic hero shot.

Prince Akhmed was a horrible little dickbag, but that is still one of my favorite epic insults.

It's shorts, actually. Yeah, they progressively strip her down from a labcoat to a tank top and Lara Crofty "explorer shorts" that never want to protect much below the thigh... which doesn't upset me that much given that this one seems to be going more for pulp than speculative fiction. But if she ends up needing to…

So, some thinks: