You can call yourself a secular humanist or a turducken if you like. If you believe women should be treated equally to men (and men to women,) you are a feminist, the same way as if you have red hair, you are a redhead. Embrace your inner feminist. It's a noble thing to do be.

In what universe is dragging a screaming child across the floor and trying to throw them in water against their will a misdemeanor? This is felony battery, and really close to the sexual assault of a minor.

True. I like to think that in his writings on Things Man Was Not Meant to Know, Lovecraft meant "the darker corners of the intertrons."

There is no Marilyn booty in that picture. I think you meant the first one on this page. Which, IMO, beats both Jen and Kim. (As a dude, I feel slightly oogie posting a naked lady on a feminist site.)
http://www.sex.com/news/blog/mari…

Are you sure? I mean, GamerGate lives here. Could we maybe sick Kim's well-buttered badonk on their bit?

All of this. You can raise strong, confident, sensible girls all day long, but they'll only be a little safer if we don't raise decent, compassionate men. I do not even know what I'd do if Brian were my son. Some Mateo Falcone shit, if I had the nerve for it. Ye Gods.

Oh God, that tore my heart out. "And then I messed up again." No, no she did not. She had a consensual encounter that has absolutely no bearing on her prior rape, or her character, and is not evidence of anything (except that shitheads will take advantage of emotionally fragile kids.)

When the catcalling video was first a thing, I mentioned to another Jezzie that, no, being with a man does not make women safe from catcallers. Being with a man does not make THE MAN YOU ARE WITH safe from catcallers.

The heart should shut the fuck on up and listen to the mind sometimes. I don't care how in-love the Heart is, "His name is synonymous with deranged, abusive multiple-murder," gives the brain an absolute veto. Walk it off, heart.

I have indeed! This is what happens when you write about persona and the culture of celebrity.

Almighty alliteration, why, why, why, woman, wouldn't you wemove the "the" from that horribly handsome headline? You were so close to perfection. SO CLOSE!

Yeah, the album arrangement on Lolyta is derpy and grating. This one is much prettier.

Point-of-order: Charles Manson is not a serial killer. He's a cult/commune leader responsible for multiple murders.

Oh Stacie. You make my wife so deliciously embarrassed about her name.

I dunno about bland. Certainly she's the poster-girl for mainstream American beauty: A leggy bottle blonde with soft curves and features somewhere between patrician and next-doorsie, who dresses (herself) for the city with rural/southern accents. It's not exactly what most Americans love, but it's what the fashion…

I don't think you're sexist, you're just incorrect about her music. It tries too hard in places, and her live performances are spotty, but it does have this romanticized, aughts-noir edge I really like.

Not weird, given that he's way more her emotional equal than DaariOHMYGODGOTOWESTEROSALREADY. Nor is it weird for Hollywood, where young beauties end up with men many times their age all the time.

Why didn't she say, "Why don't YOU go bite Bill Cosby's penis, Don Lemon?"

"So then Ron Perlman called and was all, 'Did you just sign up for 50 Shades of Gray? Are you out your gaht-damn mind?' So I called up whoever's directing THAT piece of shit and pretended I had a nervous breakdown or whatever. And now they will not leave me ALONE about dropping out."

True enough. I'm not ENRAGED about this, just eye-rolly. I'm glad they ate the animal. It was a meat rabbit, so it was eventually a goner anyway. I just take issue with the lesson being taught, and an animal needing to die to teach it.