I love convertibles but what is the point of one where you sit so low and the beltline is so high that your jawline is the height of the doorsill?

“...and here are just some of the potential trajectories your car might take after it flies off the road. You can go in a squiggly line bouncing off of rocks and trees. Or, my personal favorite, straight off a cliff Wile E. Coyote style.”

Thanks, I hate it. 

If your car has a mural of itself on it, you should be forced to live in Arizona or Florida with all of the other Boomers.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Keith David will always be #1 for his role in Requiem for a Dream...

$8,000 for an 87 Jetta? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

LFA

Land Rover Discovery. It was actually possible to use a lock picker to get into the car. However, once inside, the thieves weren’t able to start the car

Ok, but legit question for Air Force folks - How do I rewing the 30-50 feral Warthogs that fly into my yard within 3-5 mins while my ground troops play?

THIS. I know they tout the “gazillion guns” thing but honestly I’d rather have like 100 guns that feel good to shoot. Also, there are SO many junk weapons that I feel as though I spend more time in my inventory junking bad guns then I do actually playing the game. 

Your boss is dum

Because CUV

sir this is a wendy’s