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When I started dating my now ex-wife, about four or five dates in, I once referred to her 1997 Saturn SC with faded paint, cracked panels and dry-rotted interior as a “Shitty Road Toilet”. She took offense, but I quickly apologized and moved on.

Seinfeld will buy a replica and sell it to Leno. Leno will sue Seinfeld when he learns it’s a replica.

As an Oregonian, you missed about 395 different types of rain. Much like the Inuit have 500 words for snow, Oregonians (and to a lesser extent Washingtonians) have 400+ different types of feeling depressed to describe the exact nature of the rain and the grey sky. It’s a cold soaking mist coming from a slate gray…

Typically butt ass ugly things that fall short of everyone’s decades old expectations are born in secret. 

So by that logic there’s no such thing as an RX-7 with over 50,000 miles

ADM, y0!

The whole “got to the track” thing is silly. I wish people would stop saying it when street racing is discussed. Its costs $300+ to go to a track day. It’s a hobby for the predominantly white, affluent classes. There aren’t that many tracks around too.

That’s not the right subtitle. 

Snake is actually drawing more scorn than Olimar, because he does nothing but camp all game and uses his grenades to disrupt any and all attempts to get aggressive vs him. It’s horrible to watch, and a Snake/Snake mirror match is a nightmare to the point that even commentators are noticeably annoyed by it.

I see Mooninites.

RUN AWAAAAAY

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

He said reliable AND under $10k.

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

Of course Oakland has the toughest schedule, they have sixteen road games. 

This $2 Million Tank-SUV With Horrific Build Quality Is the Worst Car at the New York Auto Show

That screen isn’t wide enough. And it NEEDS MOAR VENTZZZ