BLADE OF THE IMMORTAL LIVE ACTION MOVIE? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED EARLIER????

reminds me of this funny fan art i saw one time

hmm, that’s what i’m talking about - those cabinets/ xboxs / Wii’s advertised with ‘10,000 classic games’ are like, everywhere... never heard of those people getting busted.

Really? My local Craigslist is full of stuff like this, all the time (I’ve been looking for a Neo Geo cabinet forever). Too bad the article doesn’t specify in what way this is illegal.

*too busy printing money

how bout you make a flagship Android phone that fits in my fucking pocket?

ded gaem

‘if i had unlimited money, i could find something to stand out better without being that douchey’

go watch Monster’s Ball
like, now.

this is the joke i was looking for.

step 1:

YOU CAN TAKE MY LE CROIX FROM MY COLD, DEAD, ENAMEL-LESS FINGERS

you can get banned for this? video games are about agency. implement a feature where you can get vote kicked or something, but allowing people to TK, then saying it’s against the ‘rules’ seems like a fool’s errand.

and it’s not crazy expensive?

It could make you Number 1, but not A-number-1

i would probably give up my thumbs to be a bear

As a kid who grew up on Lois Lane, these aren’t funny at all.

BECAUSE HE WANTED A MANUAL

get on it Switch