I’m picturing the AI beating it’s chest to convey emotion:

Silicone? I think this is her after a reduction.

Ego Nwodim made me laugh out loud:

Many happy returns of the day

I had a really nice e-Brunch with a buddy. I served nice food, he set a tablecloth and candles, and we talked while we dined.  It really was fun.

I’m in love with you!

XKCD had a great panel once: “Alexa, order two tons of creamed corn. Alexa, confirm purchase.”

I guess we’re not supposed to talk about things that are true... ?

Yeah, choosing 1979 was an outrageous deletion of history. Thank you for filling that back in.

Damn, I like your chops!

I’m guessing you’re not Korean.

OMG!  This is real.

I think thebloodfiend was being ironic: I think the point is that it doesn’t matter who your daughter reads as long as that author is abusive.

One of our late night shows had the comment on his potential presidential run:

Awesome movie!

Soylent Green:

I’m waiting for some guest to hear her say “my father” and respond with

Finally!   The real question.  Thank you.

RE: kindereggs

Wha-chu talkin’ about, Willis?