It turns out he had to audition — multiple times — to play Dick Van Dyke’s brother.

Would Watch!

Right? That he texts back AT ALL is miraculous.

/crying

Those d**ned teachers and fire fighters ruining the economy yet again!

See? Everybody could do it.

After Naomi saw the website and said, “Rebecca: no,” I nearly lost it. I hear decades of love and pain in that word “no.”

Ohhhhhh!

“it’s magic.”

No, we had the example of Jane Wyman that we so totally ignored.

Do a google search — it’s much quicker

I can’t keep track: is breaking up a family a “conservative” value?

I saw that: the other two panelists could just barely keep from laughing!

You are amazing. All my love for your difficult situation.

My ex-boyfriend went on Obamacare—New York Style and he received a phone for the making and keeping of doctor’s appointments.

I’m sure your butt is not goofy; The beauty standards we are told to live up to do not allow for whimsical body types.

Does a Big Mac taste different in Cologne?

I aca-saw what you aca-did.

If you want to avoid graphic torture scenes, by all means avoid Shakespeare! King Lear features eyeballs being popped out and stomped on. More examples available.

That would be the cartoon “Histeria” which cast the story with Sinatra, Davis, Martin, Bishop...