Hey now, he served his prison time.   Give him a break.

Vienna Boys Choir FTW!

I love you.

I once dated a skinny, dark-haired twink named Chris, and then dated another skinny, dark-haired twink named Chris. My friends were rather confused when I insisted they were, in fact, two different men.

Decades ago, National Lampoon ran advertisements for Helmsly Hotels with Leona Helmsly saying things like “extra hydrogenated fats and extra salt? Nothing is too good for my Harry.”

I love studying history.

I was thinking False Maria from Metropolis.

Was Beyonce born when Regan was shot?

freeze-dried balls of coffee?

“I thought only blacks and Mexicans would be affected, not white people.”

Remember when she was famous for her singing?   That was a great era!

Maybe you can offer to take someone’s place in the kick line...

Oh, those poor kids.   Without their mother’s daily presence they are going to grow up to become drug users and out-of-wedlock mothers.

My mother’s business failed: there can only be one reason why...

Is CP seriously suggesting that Marlene did not make use of plastic surgery? Hell, her daughter described the tortuous corset La Dietrich used in her last concert tour.

Beware the crabs: once you get them they never go away!

...AND Ms. Conway.

And with the enemy on the other front, Americans of German descent could suddenly claim to be “Swiss” and be fully embraced as American.

I wish you had “politely” informed me of your discomfort —

Mike Pence reminds me of the old Jonny Quest cartoon —