The fear of Vagina dentata is why I only have oral sex.

Find Ghost World -- Her teen character matures into an adult in the space of a summer. It’s subtle and simple and quite beautiful.

“I thought only blacks and Mexicans would be affected, not white people.”

Remember when she was famous for her singing?   That was a great era!

Maybe you can offer to take someone’s place in the kick line...

Maybe that *is* the shape of his shoulders.

OMG!   The flash handjob is awfully damn funny!

Oh, those poor kids.   Without their mother’s daily presence they are going to grow up to become drug users and out-of-wedlock mothers.

My mother’s business failed: there can only be one reason why...

Is CP seriously suggesting that Marlene did not make use of plastic surgery? Hell, her daughter described the tortuous corset La Dietrich used in her last concert tour.

Beware the crabs: once you get them they never go away!

...AND Ms. Conway.

It is astounding how much they love each other but never try to control each other.

And with the enemy on the other front, Americans of German descent could suddenly claim to be “Swiss” and be fully embraced as American.

I wish you had “politely” informed me of your discomfort —

Mike Pence reminds me of the old Jonny Quest cartoon —

I thought you had written “gun inside that hairdo” and was whooping with joy!

*kisses*

Don’t give him to us!  Sure, he’s compensating, but ew!

This practice of waving cardboard intrigues me: do you have photos you can share?