A few years ago, David Byrne did sue.

He’s hoping Chilis will comp his meal.

Macaroni and cheese!

This isn’t Willem Defoe?

Also remember: homosexual activity was a crime punishable by imprisonment. America didn’t repair that until 2003 — barely thirteen years ago!

Ditto!

via the paps?

I *refuse* to buy an RV this election cycle!!!!

Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Lamb to the Slaughter (1953)

My mother regrets my birth: where’s THAT law?

Y’all, it’s the American way: anyone with a single white ancestor is considered white, no questions asked!

Is Will Smith still jiggy?

Cat had me almost cry many more times than once.

A bird with a cock.

Would drowning be involved?

You just made me tear up.

That goes double for me!

What night is the gender-switched Macbeth? I can’t find the listing and I want to watch it.

I said to him “GET OFF MY BACK!”

Bette Midler used to have a routine in which she would tell 3 dirty jokes, and the audience was supposed to guess which two were from Sophie Tucker.