Her mom cut her off

You can and should read more about her here.

Let’s just be clear about this.

I feel like, at this point, Twitter should shut itself down out of public necessity or some shit.

Nowhere did this article even bring up circumcision. Why is it so hard to stay on topic when it’s about an atrocity that’s done to women’s sexual organs? Why is it always, “We must discuss the penis first!”

1) FUCK leukemia. I know so many adults who have died from this in the last ten years I think I lost count. I feel like we never used to hear about it nearly as much?

Why are Asian surnames so amusing to children?

SAM WATERSTON FOR LYFE

About fifteen years ago, I had the opportunity to spend the day on the set of Law & Order. I had lunch with Sam Waterston and then got to hang around and watch a taping. It was one of the best days of my life.

Oh my god no. I still remember that winter/spring with horror. Even now, when I rewatch a show that aired that season I see how few episodes it has and am thrust back in time when literally the only news story I gave a shit about was whether or not that strike was over. Just give the writers what they want, please.

These pictures should be in barf bag.

Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

I’m crying this is so funny. Also coke is clearly the superior Cola, they do emotional commercials right and actually taste good!

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

NO. STOP. IT’S TERRIBLE. It’s been airing here for a few weeks, and it is NOT good at all because:

Ahhhh Jeff Seshunnns hereby declayahh that everah single police shooting is justifiable, and that what we have heeyahh is an epidemic of soooowaaaacidal blacks.

Jeff Sessions on police reform: “It is not the responsibility of the federal government to manage non-federal law enforcement agencies.”

Unless it’s related to ICE or Marijuana.

The R idea of healthcare is to be photogenic and start a GoFundMe account. Charity will solve everything.