The world doesn’t explode because we all exist inside the fever-dream of a coma patient.

Seriously, I was shocked. Long story short: I was riding the bus to Rikers Island to volunteer and he was riding it too with some friends. We both got turned away from the front gate because our names weren’t on the list (I had been volunteering for 4 years at this point, the CO at the front knows me, but because I…

Yay hooray!!!

Now will somebody stream all of Maude already?

Often in the working world when managers/supervisors/clients tell you to be “resilient” they mean “take my abuse and his abuse and her abuse and work long hours and never take time for yourself and work work work and don’t complain or we’ll fire you.” It’s a code word for “shut up and do what you’re told and be…

While I don’t revel in the death of a human (Trump et.al excepted) I’m ok with this. Im friends with Gilbert Gottfried and Gil says Alan was a total shit to work for. Ungreatful, unkind, etc. He said he did Wife Swap mainly to show what an asshole Alan still was.

Let’s just call them ‘hoopleheads.’ That’s a word that gets seriously underused. It can than parlance into the ‘cocksucking hoopleheads,’ which, let’s be frank, is just the sort of adjective that would cause these homophobic man-babies to flip their gourds.

I think you misunderstand Herr Drumpf.

Analysis: how long since last defecation?

I’m with you, friend. Put on your pajamas, order some egg foo yung from Al’s Pancake World, and take the phone off the hook. There is something beautiful and good in this world.

Same! I love that the Art of Throwing Things Away is a part of her arc. 

Seriously. WHY CAN’T WE JUST HAVE THIS ONE THING? 2016 HAS BLOWN SO HARD CAN’T WE JUST HAVE THIS CHEESY REBOOT WITHOUT CRITICISM MY GOD?

I’m beyond excited and legit teared up while watching the preview.

I watched the 40th anniversary version the BBC(?) put out for the Rocky Horror Show, and I forget the actor’s name who played Frank, but he nailed the hell out of it (the music *and* the rest of the part).

Doesn’t Eddie Izzard refer to himself as a transvestite because he wears women’s clothing?

He’s not just a terrible “journalist” he’s a terrible person. Considering how he fucked over Anne Curry and allegedly fucked over his wife as a rampant womanizer, is it any surprise that he fucked over Hillary and gave ole orangina tiny hands a pass?

“Oh, it’s not that you’re doing a good job, it’s just that we really need to see you do X, Y, and Z in the next six months to feel comfortable with making this commitment to you.”

I'm wondering if March is more the end of the holiday bills season. I'm guessing an apartment deposit and a lawyer may seem out of reach in January for some people.

Don’t attack me, but I think Glee did better with Time Warp than this Disney Channel performance. It sounds like one of those Instagram filters.

Yeah, I’ve done my fair share of potlucks, and it was always understood the host provided the main entree, and everyone else divvied up sides/salads/desserts. Our groups have included everyone from trained chefs to “my oven is for storage” types. It’s a party, not a competitive sport. If you’re judging, you probably…