“The only love I accept is unconditional love where I have all the power”

Barry, I say this in all honesty, this just confirms that you are the most eloquent and intelligent writer at Gawker. Cats are fine, dogs are fine, people who like both or neither are fine, and Burneko can get bent.

I work with 3 autistic teenage girls and this breaks my heart. These kids have enough challenges to face in life than the unscientific, ignorant hatred of others.

I know this is first and foremost a public health threat but I wish more attention was paid to the fact that buying into the autism-connection myth demonstrates a profound hatred of autistic people. It’s one thing to say, no, that’s bullshit, but people who spread it should also be confronted with the fact that they…

Obligatory:

Thank you for this article! I think it can be hard on spaces like Jezebel to discuss racism where White folks are not the direct culprits. But it’s a very important discussion that needs to be had.

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I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

I was going to complain about portrait mode, but the effort for a perfect title frame makes up for it.

Damn, that Republican primary is heating up

#GameofThrones be all like... (SPOILERS)

“Panning on food for 15 seconds instead of devoting 27% of the story toward descriptions of food” would be another.

Here I thought you were going to say “abbreviated story telling.”
Because that is what this show is doing way better than he is in the books.

Our class used to have “math races.” Three kids up to the board, working on the same problem. The first one to finish was crowned “Hot Rod;” the second to finish, “Slowpoke,” and the final poor bastard (who for all we know could have had a chalk-related mishap) slumped back to their desk with the epithet of “Turtle.”

I had a real wedding And I’m getting the real divorce to prove it.

Christ, that’s bad. My aunt’s MIL wore head to toe BLACK (with a lace face cover on her hat) and told everyone that she was in mourning for her only son throughout the wedding. That was fun!

It is sad that this needed to be written. But, THANK YOU.

I’m sad I missed the original post, but I am SO GLAD that a bunch of other people agree with me that bouquet tosses are the literal worst. I’m vehemently not doing one at my upcoming wedding, and I am already sick of hearing about it from older acquaintances and relatives. My mom is trying so hard not to nag about it…

Sounds like all y’all need to toke up and chillllll.

My husband is kind of a genius when it comes to smuggling drugs on airplanes and never tells me when he’s doing it because he knows it will give me a heart attack but the last time we went to Vegas we brought mushrooms (Cirque du Soleil, of course) and weed brownies. So for the mushrooms he emptied out a couple of tea…