I literally just experienced this with a condo my wife and I were looking at in Chicago about a block from Wrigley. We decided to go over there and look at it during game day.... and that took about 4 seconds for us to be like NOPE!

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

I resemble that comment!

It only looks like he pins it in slow-mo. Batted ball in full speed.

Cris Carter approves.

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

I’ll punch you in the low-hanging fruit

whoosh

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.

This idiotic Wilbon article is what I would have expected if Whitlock was running that site. I’m normally a pretty calm person, but I was so irrationally mad about this yesterday that if I saw Wilbon on the street I would have screamed at him. He basically wrote an article that says “black people are very emotional…

I hope we get Bartolo Colon v. Kevin Nash in a Hell in a Cell for the naming rights to “Big Sexy”

No, he owns the Wizards.

It’s burns like this that make me glad I can’t read.

he is appealing.

Did you hear about this via tips@deadspin.com?

Well, the days of me not knowing what channel FS1 is on are certainly coming to a middle.

That’s disgusting.

Right, I don’t understand the study, that is where I am going wrong. Your ignorance is astounding.