The blurb on credits isn’t quite accurate. You can still claim non-refundable tax credits if you’re getting a refund, you just can’t claim them if your tax liability (i.e. the tax you would owe in total if you had no withholdings/quarterly payments during the year) is below zero. Essentially, you can’t get back more…

They probably also had issues finding “loy-yer” in the Yellow Pages. (Forgive me for grabbing low-hanging fruit.)

“Michael DiMauro is and (sic) adult ... and pays a considerable amount of money watching the Patriots from Florida on NFL Sunday Ticket.”

Why the hell hasn’t American baseball put somebody out there to ceremoniously swing at the first pitch? Can you imagine the panic-induced moment Bat-Boy 2 has when he’s quickly trying to figure out how he’s going to swing at 50 Cent’s two-hopper without keeling over in laughter?