True story: My brother works as a software engineer at this company that has a very hipster Silicon Valley startup type of vibe except on the other side of the country. On November 10th he had to present a newly finished project that had been assigned to his group to his bosses completely alone because the other 4…

Don’t you worry, Moonbeam is working hard to drive private industry out of California. We’ll soon be the 5th or 6th largest charity state in the world.

No, nothing out of California surprises me anymore.

Well at least those convicts no longer have to be offended by the HOO-FRTD license plate they’re making. The most unfortunate thing bout California is that it seems to be the forerunner for the rest of the country’s stupidity. Whatever stupid people in California are doing now is what the rest of us have to look…

It’s not all bad. We do provide “Welcome Home” baskets for the homeless and thank paroled convicts for their service.

Aaaand now it’s political

Are we surprised? California is a communist shithole with a deathly aversion to fun and hurt fee-fees. I imagine California as that one retired neighbor you had that had nothing to do all day but look out the window and complain about what they saw times roughly 40 million.   

you are angry this man spent money on something he likes to do? So you jump on the internet to bitch about said guy? and then compare him to some completely different guy that spends money for a completely different purpose for some sort of justification? Am i getting all this right?

So. Much. BITCHING. “Stupid roof box!” “The Camry of Europe!” “Purist and Rocket Bunny = LOLZ” “Forza is only a passing resemblance of the real track.” “This looks more like plagiarism than scouting.” Fuck each and every single one of you. Someone goes to be creative with a lack of scouting time and uses the tools he…

Well, their message worked, the man is now a proud member of the Korean Kar Klub.

Yeah. He needs to go fuck himself in the ass with that fuckbrick of a monstrosity. Then he needs to do it again, but much harder.

What do you call a guy restoring an X Type in his driveway? A miracle.

Dude. I am a grown-ass man and I’ve had lots of female friends over the years. I credit them with helping me grow into a man and not become a creepy asshole.

You’re missing the point, Vin. Statements like this:

I agree, this page is about automobiles in general, not political crap.

The tundra is built in texas

Does Jalopnik know anything about politics? No? Then why is Jalopnik writing about politics and not cars?

“While many wallow in sadness about the election of a racist, sexist person into the highest U.S. office...”

I’ve really had it up to hear with the political crap here lately, especially the opening sentence. You guys need to chill out and get in touch. I’ll be back in a few weeks when you guys hopefully give it a rest.