Fucking seriously.  Thank god there are a few other people out there who remember facts. 

Counterpoint: Fuck Tiger. He’s not sorry. He’s sorry he got caught. Divorce and “addiction” (GTFOH) and public vilification did not happen “against his will;” they happened because he’s a fucking asshole.

Yes, sometimes bad people are good at sports.  But fuck Tiger.  He caused a lot more pain than he endured. 

Hahahaa go fuck yourself, bigot.  Kap is better than 100% of currently employed NFL backup QBs and you know it. 

See also: Kaepernick

Heart eyes, motherfucker

(even though Trump has totally raised their taxes!) 

It didn’t though. 3 million votes weren’t “smoked” out of anyone. He just wasn’t as popular as HRC.

Never mind that he LIED about his intentions.  And now he wants to borrow the party again, after making a big show of how he’s NOT A DEMOCRAT.  If he’s so damn popular, let him run as an Independent and fuck the country…

Also Trumpish:  his (lack of) tax returns and super-shady financial “ethics.” 

Fucking THANK YOU.  It’s not because I don’t LIKE him.  It’s because he’s a slimy grifter pretending to be White People Santa. 

Not only that, but he promised to join the party after the 2016 election and then reneged on that promise.

He’s a snake oil salesman.  Grifters gonna grift.  

Good GOD why are we remaking this movie?!

Dude if you don’t tell us what happened to you soon

okay well I don’t know what will happen but WE WANT TO KNOW 

I can get them at Kroger.  In Atlanta. 

Seriously.  What a dickish thing to say.  Much Saban.  Wow. 

Yes yes yes!  This or a fellowship instead of a scholarship.  

This.  I don’t understand why sports can’t be a work study, or a fellowship.  It is just not that hard.  Pay them like fellows.  

Because the Republican party is a treasonous complicit dumpster fire and they’re the ones in power. 

This is the future conservatives want. 

Asylum = legal.

Thanks for playing though, racist.