Or maybe if my mom were like that I just wouldn’t go to dinner with her. Which is how we handle my narcissist sister-in-law.

ESPECIALLY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD do not do that “shake your head from side to side” thing that you see people do in porn. It is awful. Do not do that.

Please please please, get an intern to transcribe these. Please.

Oh sure. Tom Brady’s a super honest guy. Just ask Bridget Moynahan.

Oh my lord, this is just delightful. You’re good people, Burneko.

She’d never have been anything if she hadn’t been married to him. We wouldn’t even know who she was. THAT’s why I don’t like her. She got famous by marrying someone who got famous and now acts like a diva fucking asshole and she’s a hack.

She’s certain to get another awesome payday out of it though. :/

Not just 30,000 layoffs, but a $25M+ BONUS when she got fired! She is set for life. She gives no fucks.

EVERYTHING ON ALL REALITY SHOWS IS FAKE YOU GUYS. NOTHING THESE PEOPLE DO ON CAMERA IS “REAL” AT ALL. COME ON NOW.

Singlehandedly destroyed HP and got paid set-for-life money to do it! Disgusting.

Nope. It was about anger. Haven’t you ever gotten mad and thrown something? Slammed a door? That’s all it is. Keep making people angry, and eventually that anger is gonna boil over. Why this is so hard to understand I do not know.

Because they’re angry. Haven’t you ever gotten mad and thrown something? Slammed a door? That’s all it is. Keep making people angry, and eventually that anger is gonna boil over. It ain’t rocket surgery.

Exactly. Reality shows aren’t real. Everything they do on camera is for the camera. It’s impossible to know what the truth is, really, about any of these people.

I’m admittedly having a hard time with being asked to “back off” a reality show star, who has chosen to live in an artificial spotlight for years. It’s hard to reconcile my contempt for “reality” television with my support of a transgender person’s right to live authentically. I don’t quite know what to do with those…

Surely Deadspin can get an intern to post a transcript of these fucking things.

I’ve been known to plug in my covered crockpot outside on the back deck. No smell in house.

I just hope Janay has a really good support system who is keeping a close eye on her. She is not safe. Not at all.

That’s adorable, how you believe everything the cops say.

What if you did care and it happened anyway? What if you left your window open, or it was smashed open even after you’d locked it, and someone moved into your house? Would you have to let them stay there? No you would not.

YES YES YES . “They have refused to borrow even from the plain, easy, relatively classic basics offered by middle-American mall brands for straight-sized women like the Gap.” I just want some normal fucking clothes WHY IS THAT SO IMPOSSIBLE